outer space


bear with me, this is not about to be another giant ode to wind and waves.  much worse.  but first let’s paint ya a picture of the general scene.  it’ll be a bit cringey, necessarily.

so here, a lot of these dudes that look like we somehow ended up in parallel world.  set in ancient greece, with everybody having come alive from greek statues.  it’s a little ridiculous how everybody’s got mountains of style and beards and hair and is in ridiculous shape and super chill.   if it’s not some mad style shirts, it’s abs and six packs all over the fucking place.

painful, considering your own ranking here.

don’t go to any of these places or you never will get laid again.

bought a wetsuit top from one of these characters yesterday.  picture here about 6’2″, and somehow making hippie look dead on super cool.  plus being an awesomely bearded, blue eyed dude, and you could go to the gym for a decade and not look anything like that.  also how the fuck do they keep any weight while being too broke for noodles, living in a country where the average dinner has 30 calories and one spindly chicken bone for protein?

sounds a little gay, yes.  but there’s a point coming.

dude’s girlfriend comes out of their tiny shack room that they overpay for like some typical suckahs.  the dude’s girlfriend.

what a fucking wreck.

looks ten years older than him, full frontaled the wall years back, flabby, wrinkly, yikes inducing you can’t even look away because wow what just happened there?

this is a theme.

jakey’s previous kite surfing instructor is another one of these types.  you take one look and you just want to pack your bags and get out of town.  no girls will ever look at you again, ever.  and you know, they live for kiting and travel the world, they all got that faraway look in their eyes that girls die for and they got drugs and talk about going to egypt and mozambique in the summer.  stories plus looks, deadly combo.

this one’s girl?  he introduces me and she’s a good 20 pounds overweight and just … what in the fucking world, seriously.  if i was banging that, i’d hide it two towns over and never take it out in the light of day.

a theme.

i’ve seen exactly one acceptable chick with any of these zillion greek statue dudes.  acceptable, not amazing.  decent.  but the guy is world famous, sponsored, another fully unrealistic looking character.  and he pulls a 7, 7.5 maybe.  tall is what she’s got going for her, but already late 20’s.  meh.

what’s our obvious point here?

maybe looks don’t matter.  or maybe western civilization is fucked.  or both.  likely both.

but there’s an upside.  jakey goes to the gym somewhat regularly and jake adapts style areas and jake grows a beard.  it’ll of course never mean anything because you can’t un-rattify a short dorky jew-looking character, it’s just a farce to even try.  keep somebody busy though.  not get set in one’s ways.

also some of these dudes, late 30’s and older, no semblance of offspring.  the west is so fully fucked.

they don’t even begin to get it.  i talk to a german one about how wealth means having a 19 year old girlfriend and he goes, gross dude.  that’s way too young.  seriously, say what?  can you imagine, these are the most out of the box types, and even they ape the mainstream bullshit narrative?  it’s disgusting.  the girls they give the  time of day, also disgusting.

and they looked a bit freaked out when jakey showed up with girlfriend and baby.  like oh dude, sorry for you, you’re so screwed.

now they look way more freaked out at the news that i bought her a restaurant back home and she’s back there and i’m not planning on moving there at all.  i said it from the start, this isn’t conventional.  but that defies their understanding of what’s possible.  yes you can make babies and yes you don’t have to become a poop cleaning male feminist.  the core concept of what we might summarize as pimp-pirate level, entirely unfathomable to even these fringe hippie characters.


you’re going to be all right, no matter your apparent handicaps.  life is what you believe is possible.  even if you end up way in outer space, with your own artful interpretation of reality.

or maybe is just genetic lottery, your brain wired to be looking for freedom.


  1. Red23

    February 22, 2017 at 5:43 am

    I was just looking up Jason Momoa on Wikipedia (Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones season 1). Adonis-looking dude, 37 years old. He’s married to a 49 year old divorcee.

    Also Chris Hemworth, Thor himself, is a 33 year old demigod married to a 40 year old chick.

    Definitely a theme like you said.

    • jakey

      February 22, 2017 at 9:14 am

      that’d literally be my only motivation to get famous. barely legal teens from dusk till dawn.

  2. Erik Williams

    February 22, 2017 at 7:53 am

    The west has been brainwashed into extinction.

    Making your own way is the best option.

  3. Gulliver

    February 22, 2017 at 8:29 am

    It can’t just be individual psychology when it’s such a common theme. How powerful is the culture that it makes the majority(?) of men disgusted by the idea of dating 19 year olds?

    It’s strange because our culture also surrounds us with images of incredibly hot barely legal women. And the idea that everyone is free to be with whoever they want. 2+2=??

    Here’s a young guy living the life at least. Maybe he’s a literal model. That wouldn’t bother me, but if this video is fake and he’s actually dating a whale, I’ll be heartbroken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHBJmzqa5h8

    • Krautz

      February 22, 2017 at 6:02 pm

      Women still recognize it as a threat in the west lololol

    • Mark

      February 22, 2017 at 6:28 pm

      I have a theory that white men’s brains are a lot more plastic and rewirable-by-the-culture than other races. So they do best at whatever totally unnatural endeavor they’re engaged in, like fighter-piloting or SCUBA-diving or theoretical physics, but that’s the trade-off.

      “this video is private”

  4. AlmostAnonymous

    February 22, 2017 at 8:48 am

    “…and he goes, gross dude. that’s way too young.”

    Some people just cannot be helped.

  5. Hoho

    February 22, 2017 at 9:37 am

    Some people just need to be slapped in the face. But they still wouldn’t get it.

  6. mk

    February 22, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    Yin and yang. Its as old as time.

  7. Bruce

    February 22, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    When I first went “red pill” I tried to talk to guys about womens hypergamy etc and they all said women aren’t like that.Mention fucking younger chicks and you are some kind of paedophile freak.Now I don’t bother wasting my time as majority of guys are enslaved by mainstream mentality and western cultural conditioning

    • jakey

      February 23, 2017 at 1:33 am

      more for us!

  8. Mark

    February 22, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    It’s basically civilizational insanity.

    No, I’m not being hyperbolic.

    • jakey

      February 23, 2017 at 1:33 am

      insanity indeed. watching all sorts of videos on health things and how gmo and pesticides are basically killing us all. digging into google scholar, makes all that pretty dystopian and wondering how this could be real.

      • Mark

        February 23, 2017 at 6:53 pm

        My effort on diet is about limited to no wheat, minimal dairy, minimal sugar. Perhaps I should kick it up a notch. Any specific video you’d recommend?

    • AlmostAnonymous

      April 7, 2017 at 5:27 am

      Mark, i complement your taste.

  9. d. beguiled

    February 22, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    And you were worried about having a kite surfing rig that was too nice.

    • jakey

      February 23, 2017 at 1:32 am

      fuck. no jake. you need to gain 10 kilos, get down to 8% body fat, grow three inches taller, and a majestic beard to hide the non-chin. always be slightly high.

      but wait. then would i have to date fat chicks?

  10. Henry

    February 22, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Didn’t you hear? Men are supposed to be attracted to almost infertile late 30s crones because of their BAs in women’s studies and impressive advancement in their careers in human resources and marketing.

    • jakey

      February 23, 2017 at 1:26 am

      dated a woman briefly who was in her early/mid 30’s. when things get desperate, when jakes is in europe and has no game, that happens. awesome body though (of course), and still passable face. also a g-wagen and cool chick, so all sorts of ways to try to justify it. but something about the naughty parts freaked me out. a lot going on down there. not nearly enough reference data to say whether that’s an age thing in general (only did 30+ once) but the experience made me not ever want to try that again.

      • Glengarry

        February 23, 2017 at 2:30 pm

        “WTF is this? HAIR??

  11. Dancing Joe Blow

    April 7, 2017 at 1:44 am

    “maybe western civilization is fucked”

    I’m honestly really surprised that jakey gives a shit about the tribe he’s abandoned. Probably just cause I’m new so I should probably start from the beginning. How I will think of anything original to comment on all those old posts I have no idea. Simpler to just comment some pasta

    • jakey

      April 7, 2017 at 5:19 am

      i didn’t abandon it. i went exploring, came back, realized a lot of it was getting toxic and lame. just disappointed maybe.

      • AlmostAnonymous

        April 7, 2017 at 5:28 am

        it’s a shame, because western civilization has given us so much, (including the seeds of its own destruction)

        oh, welcome back.

  12. Sam

    April 8, 2017 at 9:15 am

    I can’t speak for western civ. but the US is done. I’m writing this after Trump bombed Syria. Sigh…I can only assume he never meant any of what he said or he’s an idiot. One or the other and neither are good. I know Jake knows the deal with the ones that are “helping” him. They’re totally fucking up. The US is like an old car in the desert. A paint job, new tires, a tune up, it might not be what it was but it could be fixed. They could have a home too but no, the last little bit of blood must be drained from it. Sad.

    • jakey

      April 8, 2017 at 3:44 pm

      didn’t even know about it. politics just not my bag but reading up on the action doesn’t really paint a comforting picture.

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